Siberia Tigress

Hello! I have registered a trademark to help artists, scientists, activists, and musicians end Evil Empire Rape Capitalism. Working on the other websites now.

If you’re the man who told me he couldn’t commit to being my boyfriend before my apartment building caught on fire, thank you for saving my life. I was very sad when you didn’t show up at Brooklyn Bridge the other day. Do you want to text me back now? I was and still am in love with you. Fuck you. I miss you. I wish we would have been able to stay together a very, very, very long time ago.

Here’s the general idea of the trademark: artists edit or remix their own work. It’s easiest to explain with music. For example: I read that many Reggaeton songs that get popular wind up in court over a popular sample that’s a convention of the genre. This happens to tons of artists - there’s some threshold where a song becomes TOO MUCH SAMPLING. In school, teachers will warn students about borderline cases of plagiarism. Why can’t artists negotiate that way? If Artist #1 feels as if a new song rips off too much without being labeled a cover or a “Featuring This Artist” then they can give the offending Artist #2 a written notice. If Artist #2 changes the song enough, then it’s a more civilized system.

I HAVE SEEN THE HORRORS THAT COME AFTER YOUNG ARTISTS! Every move is scrutinized! Their private lives and personal losses become fodder for PEOPLE WHO SUCK AT WRITING BUT FETISHIZE HUMAN SUFFERING. How many cash-grab biographies alleging that THE VICTIM DESERVED IT come out every time an artist dies? Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan were terrorized for no reason! People asked what Rihanna did to deserve being slapped in the face! People questioned what Cassie did to merit being a domestic violence survivor! Everyone assume Nicki Minaj was a villain because she’s an insanely beautiful woman who can “play the crazy woman” as a rap character! PEOPLE DEBATED ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT HALLE BERRY AND BEYONCE ARE BEAUTIFUL! ARE WE ALL INSANE?!

ANYWAY! IF YOU WANT TO REMIX YOUR OWN WORK AND GET OUT OF RECORDING CONTRACTS, I THINK YOU CAN JUST MANGLE WORDS YOURSELF! Credit to Prince, Ewan McGregor, Nicki Minaj, BLACKPINK, EXO, the fact that anime/hentai censorship looks much dirtier than outright porn, my Mother’s Rants About Copyright Trolls, Chuck Palahniuk’s book Choke, the song about Choke Me Like You Hate Me that trended on TikTok, WAP by Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion, My Uncle Scott’s Speeches About Why Censorship Poisons Public Discourse, the fact that in Bollywood movies kissing with clothes on is way sexier than actual sex scenes, and all recent songs about CHOKING for this idea.

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Here’s the corporation!
🏰 Shangriless
Or we can skip to the part where people have the rights to edit their old works, own the rights to original work they make, and have reasonable adult conversations about plagiarism before getting lawyers involved. It will be MUCH MORE DIFFICULT to profit from ruining an innocent person’s life just because a hypothetical target (like MEGAN THEE STALLION GETTING SHOT or JOHN LENNON ALSO GETTING SHOT or YOKO ONO BEING TREATED AS A BAND-RUINER RATHER THAN AN ARTISTIC COLLABORATOR AND ACTIVIST WHO MARRIED A FELLOW MUSICIAN):
🐍 ”THE SNAKECHOKE”