SIBERIA TIGRESS
AKA Emma Stranger, Lorelai Chevalier, Lilly Voltaire, Lila Morrissey, Leonora Tolkien, Alexandra Turing, Lexie Cohen, Lila Rai Kitt, Guinevere Jagger, Lexie Martin, Alexandra Lee Harper & Maeve Monroe
Anyone who equates their idea of 🌸“RACIAL PURITY” with beauty is in my opinion prejudiced, old-fashioned in the worst conceivable way, and insane. HOWEVER: one of the most important things I learned in grad school is that it’s vital for me to look critically about the role of racism in my own life. I was born and immediately treated as a rare delicacy: a DYING BREED OF PRETTY GIRL. 🥀
Right now, no one is safe from rape and torture. You’ve heard of Jack the Ripper. Serial killers never stopped studying his tactics, his style, and his legendary disappearance. Here is an article about more recent serial killers with medical licenses.
Young girls are treated as delicacies to be devoured. Anyone can become a rapist’s victim, but pedophiles hunt little girls so viciously because they can torture us in the open. If a pedophile tortures a little girl with knives inside her womb, they can pay a doctor to tell the girl that she is “precocious” - menstruating at any age her rapists desire her. My rapists told me that cold sticky fluid running down my thighs was a normal part of ear surgeries when I was three. I asked why my bottom was bleeding. Rapists in Saint Louis, MO told me that I was a “sensitive” little girl who was “bad with needles.”💉
If a rapist selects a victim at birth in the hospital, then that baby’s medical information is always with the cabal of rapists for the rest of her life. Every time she goes to the hospital she is ripe for rape and torture by a gang of internationally active sadistic murderers.
To give me some hope at escaping a life condemned to hospital rapes, my family had to outwit rapists and pedophiles my entire life. I was shuffled into web/app design as a professional career in 2015. A talented nerd can indeed write code and design websites at basically any teachable age. With kind coworkers and great bosses? Very teachable indeed, I imagine. Given the choice between getting a day job and staying at schools where pedophiles lied about their ages to rape kids in schools and summer camps, I LOVE THE TECH INDUSTRY! 💖
Right now, pedophiles use immigration fraud and old-money connections to create IRL “Dawson’s Casting” (passing off adult pedophiles as children and teenagers using fake documents) to pretend to be children themselves. Some men are willing to deceive the mother of their children in order to breed a “bad boyfriend” who will seduce his “Second Time’s The Charm™️” wife - the Millennial man at my high school who friend-zoned me did me a huge favor. He and his mother outmaneuvered whatever horrible man did that to his own family. (HOW DARE THAT ABSOLUTE MONSTER?!) An international cooperative effort would be needed to stop this practice. I think the USA should try to be a good example on the world stage.
Since my family respects the rights of young people to make choices, I think that some Millennials had to be “The Anxious Social Justice Warriors.” There needed to be Millennials who knew about the endangered little kids to keep watch over us. There was no way to stop, avoid, or otherwise 🛡prevent doctors from torturing me. Once one medical student in the hospital selected me for the list of victims, I was doomed to be sent into the needle-wielding arms of pedophiles who lurked inside places where children are alone. My best hope was a chance to one day 🦋escape and live as a free woman.
🥀This is the role women like me have always played on the world stage: rapists typecast us in the role of their eternal mistresses.
✨🎨 What a classic! Gotta say, this aesthetic reminds me of the happy memories I have with my Wise/Funny Uncle Scott the Grass Researcher at The University of Colorado and my Super Cool Badass Feminist Who Gives No Damns Aunt Sue, who was a data scientist (?) at Hewlett-Packard after her first career in library science! I remember the dead cat skull t-shirt and the fun toys with goth stuff/surfer dudes that my aunt and uncle gave me growing up. Such a vibe. DAMN. The dollar store is a treasure trove of cheap ways to make a rental apartment look pretty cool. Can’t imagine what artists who have friends can accomplish. This is me flopping around with two laptops and a phone with a cracked camera screen.
P.S.: If what happened to me also happened to the beautiful woman I knew as Chris E’s gorgeous multitalented theater kid girlfriend/ex-girlfriend Avery - I AM GOING TO STAND ON A SOAP BOX AND SCREAM FOR A THOUSAND YEARS. HOW DARE ANYONE DO THAT TO ANYONE? I RECOGNIZE SIMILAR THEMES IN DOLLY PARTON’S SONGS, NICKI MINAJ’S RECENT SMASH-PACKED ALBUM PINK FRIDAY 2 AND MANY OF THE PIECES IN SARAH BAREILLES’ BODY OF WORK.
P.P.S.: Did John Mulaney and his incredible girlfriend Petunia really break up? Or, were the two of them both playing characters RAPPER STYLE to expose how the paparazzi forces childless couples apart? Perhaps John Mulaney’s ex-wife REMAINED HIS WIFE and did her “Lady Bruce Springsteen Divorce Album” as Instagram Performance Art AS GOD INTENDED?! Maybe Adele has the right to be divorced if she likes, or perhaps she just WRITES ABOUT SUFFERING THROUGH INFINITY BREAKUPS AS A CREATIVE OUTLET AND IS QUITE CONSCIOUS THAT THE ONLY WAY A TALENTED WOMAN CAN HIDE IS BY FAKING HER OWN DEATH AND RETIRING, STAGING AN AGONIZING DIVORCE, TAKING TESTOSTERONE AFTER FAKING HER DEATH, OR BY GAINING A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF WEIGHT?!
P.P.P.S.: Were Kim Kardashian and Kanye West even married? We might be at last seeing the consequences of letting Fox News declare that there is no point in being honest on television. Hilarious if the Kardashian-West Media Empire terrified younger generations into choosing their divorce lawyers wisely.
I think my young life included a horrifying obstacle course involving hospitals, creepy parents, roving disguised pedophiles, 🤟🏻THE ULTRA-MOLESTOR OF BOULDER CREEK FESTIVAL, 🏁“SURPRISE!” car accidents from the oncoming lane late at night, attempted 🚳bicycle or ⛷ski accidents.
It would be impossible for a child to survive this alone. Pedophiles have an edge in terms of brain development on their preferred prey. There had to be an entire network of rescuers. In theory: one person might fall in love with me. Knowing The Mother Who Raised Me, she would offer a very good reward for all my protectors but a fairly substantial bonus for “WHOEVER IS WILLING TO STAND OUTSIDE DURING THE BUILDING FIRE.”🔥
She is The Queen of My Family but respects the rights of younger generations. She wouldn’t promise anyone the right to marry me. It would, however, be a nightmare combination of “The Bachelorette” divided by “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” with a serious helping of 🦑“Squid Game” where anyone attractive to a rapist is playing the survival horror game.
Here’s What My Mother Would Probably Say:
”Look, people in our family have been in danger for generations now. The youngest daughter of Monica Jordan, who performed under many names including Leona Lewis, will carry The Mockingbird Girl’s curse. The youngest daughter of an artist/scientist/activist generation is always the captive who keeps the whole family of talented people effectively chained. All older members of the family know that the youngest daughter will be raped and sterilized.
The devil’s bargain is this: if there is no younger daughter, then the pedophiles will take an older member of the family. Pedophiles train for all professions necessary to rape children and then dispose of bodies when victims become old enough to testify. It’s damn near impossible to say who the most vicious child-rapists are, but for Lexie there will be a minefield of torturers. She is a blonde and green-eyed girl: an endangered little Last of the Siberian Tigresses born to be eaten alive.
There will be the women who dress as children in her schools, teaching her to hate herself and want to kill herself. A rapist will lie and say she’s an older girl to rape Lexie in the bathroom at summer camp and then try to sexually castrate her at age fourteen as “Lindsay The Babysitter Who Teaches Her To Ride A Bike.” No matter what, our daughter is going to be unable to bear children. We have done all we can but the pedophiles have her medical information and will sterilize her at age seven, 12, 14 and every time they have her shipped to one of their many complicit hospitals. Are you willing to protect this girl? If she lives until an age when she’s old enough to drink, here’s her picture and her neighborhood.
Tell her you have some average job and all your past relationships ended in tears. Pay her attention but - well, figure out some ways to make it so you’re kind of… A tech bro? Lady with an accounting gig? A nice but imperfect partner. Not someone who’s been saving this poor clueless child from being murdered. If she falls in love with you: YOU MAY TEXT OUR YOUNGEST GIRL BACK. She will have worked in tech for 10 years and inherit THE VOICE OF THIS BITCH and also… look, we need to mention this to save the child’s life but yes she is going to have basically THIS ASS (but taller! so, only compete if you don’t mind going for a woman who’s gonna be about 5’7). She will also be completely burned out by corporate life and clumsily try to trademark a way to help artists, scientists, and activists escape from The John Lennon/Yoko Ono Family Curse. Presumably you will be one of the richest people on the planet if you help this poor well-intentioned girl trademark a way to end Evil Rape Empire Capitalism.”